Know THIS!

The fact that 20th Century Fox is now 21st Century Fox is a little insulting… only because the production company feels that we need a clock that tells us what CENTURY it is…

“Thugs” in film cannot keep their guns straight…at all… Maybe the Glocks they carry are weighted on one side, like custom bowling balls…

Dr. Kavorkian would honor suicidal wishes by providing professional assistance, some Anti-Depressants MAKE you wanna kill yourself. Pharmaceuticals don’t consider drug-related suicides “casualties”, they consider them SIDE EFFECTS.

Sports like Boxing, the MMA and the UFC were made to keep weak and/or sane men safe at bars and nightclubs without having to risk serious injury or humiliation. These men can remain men even if they lack the strength and/or dexterity of an alpha one.

In cinema, the loner who is heavily outnumbered will probably win. Weapons don’t work too well in this situation. Sorry, maybe your chances will improve if you jump him or her with less people.

In cinema, Vampires are romantic white males with elongated canines, women were sprinkled in contemporarily for EEOC purposes…. just so you know… In case Bram Stoker didn’t mention it…

When you ask a person how they’ve been doing and their response involves something having to do with “I’m blessed” or “God is good” they are probably STRESSED. They utter this to reassure themselves that 1.Their situation is going to improve and 2. They are ashamed of their imperfection. “Only I have problems, and I don’t want anyone to know”

Humans are greedy, if a Unicorn were to actually surface on our Planet someone would try to Lasso it, breed it with a Thoroughbred, and then race the baby in the Kentucky Derby to win impossible amounts of money.

If you have to “Take time to think” then you don’t do it very often now do you…?

Unintelligent people on Earth lead me to believe that there may actually be intelligent life elsewhere.

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About Travanti

I'm an actor, satirist (read that slowly, or you could get the wrong idea), comedic writer (contingent upon who finds my work funny), & macro/microcosmic social commentator. An alum of the University of Louisville, and Syracuse University (Newhouse Television Radio & Film M.S.)... aren't I being shockingly cavalier about it all?

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